A Thanksgiving Tradition - The Francko Liveblog

Tune in to this here blog on Thursday to read live update of Stephen Q. Franckowiak's Thankgiving goings-on, live from Gaylord, MI.

USA! USA!

Since pat failed to play any Toby Keith at yesterday's gutfucker eatoutoff, i had to come up with another way to show my patriotic pride. So I've concluded that the USA is at least 4 times better than the eurpoean union, based on longest possible drives.

1. USA - Snow Pirate Peninsula to Ass Pirate Peninsula - 6½ days


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2. EU - Lisbon to Helsinki - 1½ days


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3. EU - Aberdeen to Greece - 1½ days


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Life is a highway, and sometimes a ferry.

White People Be Votin' Like This

I don't vote, which means I have no right to complain when Cynthia McKinney does not get elected to the presidency.

For those of you unaware with her stances, here you go, you ignint fu¢k

Cynthia McKinney:

Odds Of Winning:
Sharptonian

Biggest Political Challenge:
Country not ready for black president

Number Of Documentary Cameos:
23

Most Awkward Blind Date:
Michael Chertoff

Biggest Obstacle:
Security checkpoints