On the way, our cab driver played not one but two songs with got us all pretty amped up: Mark Morrison's Return of the Mack and No Mercy's Where do you Go? I asked him if we were listening to a Jock Jams CD, and he scoffed, saying that he made this CD himself. Reminds my of NPH's awesome mix from the NYE episode of HIMYM. JEOMK. XIF.
We got into Friar Tuck's, where some girl was celebrating a birthday with her friends. When the bartender/owner found out it was her birthday, he got out an inflatable donkey, put a shot glass in its inflattable butt, filled it with liquor and asked her to come drink it. She refused at first, but after being egged on by her friends approached the bar. She took the shot and angrily threw the donkey back at the bartender. 'Get out', the bartender screamed at her. But she didn't.
A lesbian tried to get Maureen to go in the bathroom with her.
Next we went to the dark horse, where I poured a beer in my lap, as was the style at the time. Strailman showed up with about a dozen friends, one of which was Ms. Hogust herself. The night progressed, and Davy and Hogust were getting along swimmingly. Pat was making googlie eyes at the girl in pink at the bar. Strailman decides he's going to try to hook up with some girl there, and asks if Davy will take his bike for him. Davy happily obliges, and gets on the bike to ride it home. And he would have made it home safely, if it weren't for those meddling speed bumps.
His jeans caught in the gear, and his pair of pants were reduced to a pant/jort mixed marraige.
Apparently he was mocked by some dudes who saw this whole thing happen, but I'm sure it made their night.
Godspeed, Mr. Delong.
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