Wheypril Contest

Summer is quickly approaching, and along with shaving that certain 'zone' and finding a flattering tankini, slimming down is the final oh so important step one must take before you take that first sandy stroll onto North Avenue beach next month. Thusly, this month's contest will focus not on obscure sexual conquest, but rather self-betterment. We as an apartment will try to reach our target beach weight, using Malcolm X's patented any means necessary approach.

In order to benchmark our progress, here are our current stats: